Okay, so lets be honest, it's been a while since I last blog. I may easily have lost my touch. I might also have suddenly become mega-super-freaking-awesome-cool-in-your-face-winning-freaky-good. You know. That's just how it is.
So I am now going to totally ignore the past, uh, long amount of time (I am not going to go and see how long it's been since I last blogged, because that number would depress not only me, but also you, my loyal followers) and I am going to tell you about today.
For those of you that are, lets say, interesting, today is Saturday.
This morning, I had an interesting dream. Firstly, I was at school and totally out of it. Then, a girl I know comes up to me and randomly offers me drugs. -brief pause-. I accept them, because without them what will make my lonely life exciting? So we're sitting there, being randomly druggie and then... The circus is coming to school!!!! It's a weird production and students are allowed to join in. I think about this before deciding it would be more interesting to just sit there and randomly wait for the drugs to kick in. I am wondering if I actually took a drug at this point. By now the other students have been participating in the circus for quite a while, doing backflips, riding elephants, all that kind of shit just randomly going on in the background. Then, they decide to give out awards. Suddenly I see them from a great distance and I squint a bit before realising that actually, they are just dolls house people size. I point at a curtained off area and ask what it is, and totally ignore the answer because I don't really care. Then I change my mind and look inside it at all their tiny outfits and the mini-man gets angry and pounds me with his tiny fists... So I throw him out the window. Then everything is normal size again and I see Emily being awarded a banana for most healthy eating (SO accurate :L). Amber does not like this. So her competitive streak kicks in and she kills everyone in the room. Before I can continue to wonder about the drugs not having kicked in yet I realise that the entire time I have been in a car on the way to the farm. Awkward. Then I wake up because the phone is ringing.
Sorry if that was extremely long and boring. That is how my Saturday started. I was freaked out quite a bit.
Then the real fun started. Shower, breakfast, clothes, leave house. 11.40, catch the train to Ledbury with a single there. 11.42, get text from mother informing me that I am getting the train back to Hereford if I want to get home. 11.59, get to Ledbury. Hello Emily. Walk to Emily's house. See the same old lady on the phone with a dog that we see every single time. Try to drink tea from flask whilst walking. Pour it all over own face. Get to Emily's house. Start making pancakes. Have milk panic attack. Have pancake panic attack. Eat strange, strange pancakes, the shape of blobs (yes Em, you are an amazing chef). Waffle (in a speaky way)
Go to Emily's room. Tumbl for a while. Watch Jennamarbles and love her. (Miss out small amounts of my own memory here).... Decide to bake some more! Now, let's get onto the subject of brownies.
I bought a brownie mix for us when we went to Tesco on the way to Em's house. It says in the instructions "add 75ml of water". So naturally, I tell Emily to "Add 75ml of water". Somehow she mishears this as "Add 700ml of water". After adding 400ml of water she turns around and asks if she's added water twice or three times. Neither of us know. So I ask her how much is in one cup. She says 200ml. Short pause. WTF?!?!?!?!?!?! So we then randomly add egg, flour, sugar and cocoa by taste. As in, "If it tastes like shit, add cocoa or sugar. If it's still the consistency of water, add flour. If you feel like it, add an egg." Unsurprisingly, all of the above things were added. Having poured it into a tray and then removed it because we forgot the oil, we re-poured it and out it in the oven. Took about 45 mins to cook compared to the 20-25 it says on the packet for a normal one.
We'll get back to that later. Then we made cookies. I can't be bothered to go over all of what happened, but I gave Em a drink of orange juice and poured it all over her face and the floor. Cookies came out of this. Also, we made mega-cookie and it was more of a cakie and it reminded me of mega-friend which is on my happy list.
When the brownie was cooked, it was discovered that brownie can infact be a dangerous weapon. For a brief period we panicked over the fact that the end of the knife was missing after having struggled to cut up the "bendy" or rather "rubbery" brownies.
Yeah, they look good though, so same difference.
Went home on the train. Half way through the train ride I realised there was cookie mix on my face. Awkward.
LETS GET TO THE FUNNY ALREADY.
I have no funny. I drew pictures of Powe! though. GO POWE!!!! Turns out that Powe!'s powers come from her calculator and her alien origin and that she has a sidekick with no powers other than their determination to be dressed as a cat at all times and their indeterminable gender.
Then I drew some pictures of Powe! defeating enemies with frozen broccoli, as all true superheroes should.
Oddie headbutted the banister again and actually fell over with a thump afterwards. I discovered that he has put on wait and can no longer fit through the gap (which is about 4, 5 inches).
Had to change my tumblr password because of "unusual activity". Which probably means that it identified Ella and Emily's usage, but could be that it actually noticed the weird tumblr staff blog spam my tumblr was getting. Btw, iroastcats4lolz.tumblr.com is a great site.
Laughed at my face. Because, you know, who doesn't do that?
I'm really sorry, but I don't actually have anything interesting to say. I've been de-interestingised. So I am going to leave you with this, possibly my last ever post.
But possibly not ;)
