hi guys. sorry for the shitty font (an apology which may end up being irrelevant if I can change it) ew times new roman. seriously bleugh. okay so I've not blogged for ages and I have commitment to blog issues and I'm sorry. very sorry. Emily started herself a little blog the other day and she inspired/instructed me to get going with this again.
today is Thursday I think, but it feels like a Saturday and I'm not actually sure what day it is anymore because I dropped out of college three weeks ago and now my life is even more confused than it used to be. also don't judge me for dropping out of college shit happens and I'm going back next year to try again and my general hilarity should persuade the rest of the world to overlook this glitch in my life. I am determined that it shall be a glitch
oddie is still going, still a little overweight, in an endearing way. he's warm. anyway. today I went to see the great gatsby with Ella and Emily. it was weir because we met and they had just walked up hill to the theatre so they were like "no...talk...please...need...rest" and then we sat in the dark in silence for two and a half hours. I don't think I've ever gone that long in silence with them without being asleep before. the film was really old though so I didn't notice tooooo much. when he got shot we all jumped A LOT. even though it was a really very expected thing. sorry if I just ruined the film for you but you suck for caring. you don't actually I love you a lot for reading this please never leave me I'm so lonely. um.
I want my bike fixed. a lot. I also want a baby guinea pig but my bike being fixed is a thing that should actually happen. I also want to make my bedroom devoid of all furniture except bed and bedside table. that should happen soon. and I broke my headphones again sigh they last approximately four minutes in immie land.
I threw a grape at Ems head earlier and it bounced off her face really hard and she shouted "AAAH MY FACE IS SO BOUNCY". also yesterday Dilys told me to "stop laughing at my normal sized vagina". If any of you at home are laughing at Dilys's normal sized vagina please continue doing so if only to spite her ;).
MY MUM IS TAKING ME TO SEE THE LION KING IN THE WEST END. AND KATIE HAS A SPARE TICKET TK SEE NOAH AND THE WHALE. AND DILYS'S MUM GAVE ME SOME REALLY REALLY REALLY NICE SUNGLASSES. I love them all so much. need to get me some new pictures on the wall.
I keep playing draw something with my sister which is strange but kind of fun. I can't identify the words though let alone draw them. ew no jimi stuck cheese to his ceiling. I hate my thought processss. Dom can drive though so that's a good time. I want a baby guinea pig so that I can dress it up like a tiny furry super hero. oh no family interaction help help help make them leaveeeeeeeee.
yesterday I sang my hot chocolate a song about how it was my chocolatey friend who could give me hugs from the inside like an inside person but wasn't allowed on the duvet and I sang about how sad our friendship was because I was going to consume it. mmm chocolatey life force. do you think if life force tasted of chocolate we'd all be murderers? I reckon murder would at least be more common.
I think that mango is my favourite fruit. closely followed by pears because they are advertised as being high fibre and bananas as they are advertised as being high in potassium. I'm a sucker for advertising. every time I go to Morrisons I want to get my dry cleaning done and I don't even own anything that needs to be dry cleaned :O.
my sister wants our family to go on holiday to somewhere hot like turkey but I don't want to and even though I'm pretty sure my mum and dad want to too they have decided not to because of me. I feel kind of bad. I also don't care. they don't want to leave me on my own :( even if I was at someone else's house :"(. I am also dangerously close to running out of money. it's so very very tragic.
okay I have a bit of a headache and I'm sorry that this was neither funny nor interesting I think I left my personality at the cinema but hey at least I am trying I LOVE YOU maybe I'll post again soon?
