The Magician's Code

So I have no idea why this post has this name, but that's the name of the How I Met Your Mother episode which I am totally not watching right now. I actually am not, it just finished.
COLLEGE PEOPLE, WE GO TO COLLEGE.
Sometimes I forget.
Week after half-term. Ten million tests. Nobody cares because everyone has ten million tests. Poor us :( It also means halloween is practically upon us! And that means annoying children that we randomly feed :( AND A MUPPETS PARTY. That's right, Emma is amazing.
There are so many things I could ramble about right now. Like, so many. Wow, I'm so camp.
Obviously, last week was half-term and if you know what's good for you you have a great time in half-term. Ella and I obviously do know how to have a great half-term. We had our joint birthday party on the first day of half-tern proper and invented our own drinking games. I'm not going to lie, I thought it was great. Hopefully everyone else who was there enjoyed it as well, seeing as it was creatures of the night themed. I kinda failed at my costume, seeing as everyone else managed to find something that vaguely matched... I came as WHY girl. I don't know WHY. hehe amused.
Today I ate some bread that had fruit in it. Weird right? I thought so anyway... I think it tasted of hazelnuts :S
Tuesday I went to Sophie's house for a party... An awesome party! I am still bruised :/ :L
I rang Ami yesterday, which involved (as always) climbing onto and sitting on my windowsill... Only it's bliddy freezing!!!!!!!1 So I put a pillow on it, and low and behold, my cat was found fast asleep on it this morning. Gotta say though, pillow on windowsill is a very slippy combination and I am still a little shell shocked from that forty minute phone call O.o Of course, Oddie is still equally afraid of heights at the moment, since last Saturday he tried to walk on a bit of sofa that didn't exist and just fell straight onto the floor. Naturally, he pretended that it had never happened, and just made a slightly alarmed face.
Charliotte has been forbidden to have her birthday present until a month after her birthday in punishment of her own lateness, but this is causing unwanted sexual harrassment,... I'm scared.
I don't know what I just did for about half an hour :S at all :L but there is a cat by me now!
I used to have a gerbil. It died of old age/ it wouldn't eat anything that would grind it's teeth down. I'm pretty sure it was the first one though, since I would expect it to be less fat if it was the teeth thing :L My last(ish) test tomorrow!! Wooo! Who needs chemistry anyway? I may as well just fail :L
I love Jess from new girl, she's so beautiful with her words :L

I NEARLY FORGOT Josie came back from Uni the other day. She's actually like a nice person and all that and she looks really thin, I just want to feed her a lot for a long time :L
Well, I am bored now, so I'm going to talk about stuff in the room I am in. Like these hazelnuts from Lidl. Mmmm Lidl hazelnuts. And the curtains look particularly... Curtainy today :L OMG I HAVE MAN SMELL BECAUSE I WANT TO SMELL LIKE A MAN AND NOT LIKE A LADY or whatever.
Peace out.